ORANGE CITY, FLORIDA — Adam Hunt, 40, was arrested for sleeping naked atop a table outside a Sonic restaurant and refusing a deputy’s instructions to put his pants on.
Volusia County 911 received an after-hours call that Hunt was “butt naked” and had tried to bite the caller.
When deputies arrived, they found Hunt asleep on the table, smelling of alcohol. A deputy woke Hunt up and told him to get dressed. Hunt cursed the deputies, raised his fists, and challenged them to take him to jail.
They complied.
MANKATO, MINNESOTA — Two stepsisters, ages 6 and 7, were nabbed by police late at night after the girls liberated a goat from a petting zoo and were taking it home.
Responding to a 911 call, an officer located the two girls at 11:30 PM walking along a busy street about a mile from the petting zoo, wearing footie pajamas and leading a baby goat on a leash.
When questioned, they told the officer that the goat lived in their bedroom closet, and they walked it every night. They said their mother gave them the goat, but they kept it hidden because their father had not been told yet.
The officer took the girls home, and the mother, who had been asleep, had a different explanation: that afternoon, the girls had attended a birthday party at the petting zoo, and they were smitten by the baby goats.
Police were unable to determine how the girls freed the goat undetected.
SHENZHEN, CHINA — In preparation for the first day of school, the parents of identical quintuplets shaved identifying numbers into the boys’ hair to help teachers and classmates tell them apart.
The boys are Jiang Yunlong, Jiang Yunxiao, Jiang Yunhan and Jiang Yunlin, age six.
The parents said the numbers were necessary because even the parents struggle to tell the difference.
“My sons are identical, even to me,” said their mother. “Even now, their father can’t tell which one is which. Sometimes, he punishes the second one for something the third one has done.”
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