Last year, I posted a story about the popular Dos Equis Beer ad campaign featuring “the most interesting man in the world.”
Well, here it is a year later, and the list of interesting man’s capabilities and accomplishments has grown exponentially. I am compelled to post an addendum.
Stay thirsty, my friends.
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His pillow is cool on both sides.
He can cure tone deafness by humming in your ear.
He once won a staring contest with his own reflection.
Batman watches Saturday morning cartoons about him.
He once parallel-parked a train.
His garden maze is responsible for more missing persons than the Bermuda
Triangle.
He is the reason those nine ladies are dancing.
Roses stop to smell him.
His tailgate parties have been known to cause game delays.
Eskimos have seven different words to describe his beard.
He can make orange juice out of apples.
He has never relied on mistletoe.
Chuck Norris is his caddie.
He once threw a 99-yard touchdown pass to himself.
His ten gallon hat holds twenty gallons.
He can line dance in a circle.
He once landed a 747 on an aircraft carrier.
He has taught old dogs a variety of new tricks.
He has never walked into a spider web.
25 Mexican folk songs have been written about his beard.
He has inside jokes with complete strangers.
He once ran a marathon because it was on his way.
He can steal thunder’s thunder.
His Cinco de Mayo parties start on March 8.
Freemasons strive to learn his secret handshake.
If he were to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume.
He held the first water cooler conversation.
He tried to catch a cold, just to see what it felt like, but it didn’t take.
He once turned a vampire into a vegetarian.
When he meets the Pope, the Pope kisses his ring.
He has never filled up on chips.
He won the Tour de France on a unicycle.
He is considered a national treasure in countries he’s never visited.
His small talk has altered foreign policy.
Once, a rattlesnake bit him. After five days of excruciating pain, the snake died.
Bigfoot tries to get pictures of him.
He can make a weeping willow laugh.
If opportunity knocks and he is not at home, opportunity waits.
He can kill two stones with one bird.
His tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
Bear hugs are what he gives bears.
If you were to see him walking a Chihuahua, it would still look masculine.
He once went to a psychic to warn her.
The last time he flirted with danger, danger got clingy.
Sharks have a week dedicated to him.
Once when he was young, he sent his parents to his room.
He is the life of parties he has never attended.
He won the World Series of Poker using UNO cards.
In Rome, they do as he does.
If he were to visit the dark side of the Moon, it wouldn’t be dark.
He can speak Russian in French.
Werewolves are jealous of his beard.
He once brought a knife to a gunfight, just to even the odds.
He has written piano concertos on the ukulele.
He once played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded magnum, and won.
When buying something, he doesn’t need money. He just winks.
It has never been his bad.
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