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SUZHOU, CHINA — A wife who caught her husband cheating with her twin sister got revenge by abandoning them naked in a busy parking garage.

Using a mobile phone tracker, 29-year-old Ting Su located her husband Cheng Su, 30, and her sibling in Cheng’s car in a parking garage.

When Ting confronted them, they jumped naked from the vehicle in panic. Ting then drove off, leaving the cheating couple stranded in the open as bystanders gleefully took cell phone photos.

News sources said the affair had been going on since before Ting gave birth to the couple’s twins. She filed for divorce.

BRASÍLIA, BRAZIL — A Roman Catholic priest and three bystanders fell into an open grave last month while praying at the burial of a parishioner.

Police said the Reverend Alex Novais de Brito was praying over the coffin at a suburban cemetery when the ground at the edge of the hole suddenly gave way. Brito and three others at the service, including a 50-year-old woman, fell into the hole.

No one was seriously injured. Police said they were investigating what caused the ground to collapse.

Brito said the incident “ruined the moment. It was very disagreeable.”

MARIETTA, TEXAS — A Cass County man was wounded after he fired a pistol at an armadillo, and a bullet ricocheted back and hit him in the jaw.

County Sheriff Larry Rowe said the unidentified man went outside his home at 3:00 a.m., spotted the armadillo, and fired at it three times with a .38 revolver.

Rowe said the animal’s hard shell deflected one of the three bullets, which struck the man in the jaw. He was airlifted to a nearby hospital, where doctors wired his jaw shut to immobilize it while the bone heals.

“We didn’t find the armadillo,” Sheriff Rowe said.