In my last post, I promised to present some of the many appalling comments made by the vile and contemptible Republican candidate for President. Here’s the list.
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A Selection of Outrageous Statements Made by Gasbag Donald Trump
“You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.”
“I have a great relationship with the blacks. I’ve always had a great relationship with the blacks.”
“I will build a great wall — and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me — and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.”
“An extremely credible source has called my office and told me that Barack Obama’s birth certificate is a fraud.”
“The beauty of me is that I’m very rich.”
“You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes, blood coming out of her, wherever.”
“My IQ is one of the highest, and you all know it. Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure. It’s not your fault.”
“My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well-documented, are various other parts of my body.”
“I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”
“And you can tell them to go f**k themselves!”
“Look at those hands. Are they small hands? And [Sen. Marco Rubio] referred to my hands: ‘If they’re small, something else must be small.’ I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee.”
“All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me, consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.”
“When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending the best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.”
“Well, somebody’s doing the raping, Don. I mean somebody’s doing it. Who’s doing the raping? Who’s doing the raping?”
“The only card she has is the woman’s card. She’s got nothing else to offer. And frankly, if Hillary Clinton were a man, I don’t think she’d get five percent of the vote. The only thing she’s got going is the woman’s card. And the beautiful thing is, women don’t like her.”
“ISIS is honoring President Obama. He is the founder of ISIS. He is the founder of ISIS, okay? He is the founder. He founded ISIS. And I would say the co-founder would be crooked Hillary Clinton.”
“Ariana Huffington is unattractive, both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man. He made a good decision.”
“And I’ll have Mexico pay for the wall. Because Mexico is screwing us so badly. I will take it from out of just a small fraction of the money they’ve been screwing us for over the last number of years.”
“If I were running ‘The View’, I’d fire Rosie O’Donnell. I mean, I’d look at her right in that fat, ugly face of hers, I’d say ‘Rosie, you’re fired.’”
“I’m telling you, November 8, we better be careful, because that election is going to be rigged. And I hope the Republicans are watching closely, or it’s going to be taken away from us.”
“We have nobody in Washington that sits back and says, ‘you’re not going to raise that f**king price.’”
“There’s nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.“
“I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I’m more honest and my women are more beautiful.”
“Black guys counting my money — I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are little short guys that wear yarmulkes every day.”
“He was begging for my endorsement. I could have said, ‘Mitt, drop to your knees.’ He would have dropped to his knees.”
“I don’t need anybody’s money. I’m using my own money. I’m not using the lobbyists. I’m not using donors. I don’t care. I’m really rich.”
“I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn’t lose voters.”
“I would bring back waterboarding, and I’d bring back a hell of a lot worse than waterboarding.”
“Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country’s representatives can figure out what the hell is going on.”
“Our great African-American President hasn’t exactly had a positive impact on the thugs who are so happily and openly destroying Baltimore.”
“Pocahontas is not happy. She’s not happy. She’s the worst. You know, Pocahontas — I’m doing such a disservice to Pocahontas. It’s so unfair to Pocahontas — but this Elizabeth Warren — I call her ‘goofy Elizabeth Warren’ — she’s one of the worst senators in the entire United States Senate.”
“Laziness is a trait in blacks.”
“He’s not a war hero. He’s a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren’t captured, okay? I hate to tell you.”
“By the way, if she gets to pick her judges — nothing you can do, folks. Although the Second Amendment people… maybe there is. I don’t know.”
“Our weak President, that kisses everybody’s ass, is in more wars than I have ever seen. Now he’s in Libya, he’s in Afghanistan, he’s in Iraq. Nobody respects us.”
“The Mexican government is forcing their most unwanted people into the United States. They are, in many cases, criminals, drug dealers, rapists, etc.”
“I watched when the World Trade Center came tumbling down. And I watched in Jersey City, New Jersey, where thousands and thousands of people were cheering as that building was coming down. Thousands of people were cheering.”
“The point is, you can never be too greedy.”
“If we are attacked, somebody attacks us, wouldn’t you rather have Trump as president if we’re attacked? We’ll beat the s**t out of them.”
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Forgive me if I left out a personal favorite. I had to stop somewhere.
Earlier in the race, there were predictions that Trump might come up with some unique excuse to quit the race. (The election is rigged, he intends to start his own “fair and balanced” news channel, something like that.)
God knows, anything is possible, but he isn’t likely to drop out at this point. Odds are, he simply will lose in November. Badly, by most accounts.
And he will lose, as Elizabeth Warren so aptly pointed out, to a girl.
For someone like Trump, you know that will cut deep.
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