One of my favorite hiking spots these days is the State Botanical Garden of Georgia in Athens. The SBG, a 300-acre preserve, is pleasant, clean, safe, and close to home. About five miles of well-maintained hiking trails wind through it. It’s a terrific place.
The SBG was created in 1986 by the University of Georgia as a “living laboratory for the study and enjoyment of plants and nature.” It includes a large tropical conservatory and a variety of formal gardens.
The gardens — native flora, annuals and perennials, azaleas, rhododendrons, groundcover, shade plants, etc. — change with the seasons. They and the conservatory are well worth a visit.
As for the trails, they’re especially notable because a few years ago, a geology professor and her students uploaded the complete trail system to Google Maps. Thus, the trails appear on your phone as if they were streets, and your location is shown as you progress. Very neat, very handy.
The trails are remote and quiet, but the central part of SBG is plenty active. The formal gardens require constant attention and maintenance. At the same time, various departments of UGA are conducting research and teaching field classes.
Between the maintenance, teaching, research, classes for the public, events for kids, etc., it’s a busy place. People are everywhere, focused on some task or other.
One morning not long ago, I drove over to SBG, parked at a convenient spot, grabbed my water bottle, and set out to walk the outer loop of trails. The day was sunny, the temp mid-70s. Perfect.
Not far from the conservatory, I arrived at the edge of a large field. According to a sign, the field is being restored to open prairie for the benefit of certain plants and wildlife.
As I stood there reading the sign, movement about 20 yards to the left caught my attention. I turned and saw a small brown bird entangled in a net, periodically struggling to escape.
The net resembled a badminton or volleyball net, but had a very fine mesh. It had been erected a few feet in front of a low patch of wild foliage and was almost invisible from a distance. Its purpose, I didn’t know.
I wasn’t sure what to do. I have no idea how to extricate a trapped bird, but I couldn’t just ignore it. Maybe I could go back to the main office and get help. I walked closer to get a better look.
As I approached the flailing bird, a female voice rang out in the distance. “Sir! Get away! Leave the bird alone!”
I looked up with a start. Striding across the field toward me was a small, youngish woman in all khaki. She was waving insistently and continued to shout instructions.
“Sir, do not touch the bird! Stay away!”
Puzzled, I stood there quietly and waited. When she reached me, I got in the first words: “What are you yelling about? What’s going on?”
“I am an ornithologist,” she said in a grave and decidedly snooty tone. “I am authorized by the State of Georgia, the University, and the Botanical Garden to handle birds.”
“Yeah, but what –”
“I am a member of (she reeled off a few names that may have been professional organizations). I am pursuing my doctorate.”
She reached over and began to examine the bird, cupping it in her hand through the net.
“Okay,” I said, “You’re an ornithologist. Good for you. Why are you fussing me out? What is this all about?”
“You don’t have the skills to handle this bird,” she snapped. “I have the training. I understand how the bones and joints function.”
“Lady, I’m just a hiker. I saw a bird stuck in a net. I walked over for a closer look. Why are you down my throat?”
“I can remove the netting without harming the bird. You can’t.”
“I didn’t touch the damn bird.”
“You would have.”
“No, I wouldn’t. Now that I’ve had a chance to see it, it’s too tangled in the net. I would’ve gone for help.”
“It’s not very tangled.”
“Lady, I haven’t done a damn thing except show compassion for this poor bird. Your attitude stinks.”
She ignored me and addressed the bird. “Oh, poor little guy,” she cooed. “You’re just a thrasher, not the bird I wanted. I’ll just have to let you go.”
I finally deduced what the drama was all about. “This is your net,” I said as the bird flew away. “It’s here to catch birds.”
“That’s what I said.”
“No, you didn’t. All you did was yell and give me your credentials. How could I possibly know what you’re doing out here?”
“This is a [word indecipherable] net. I am involved in a research project. Do you understand now?”
“Well, put up a sign so people will know! Are you afraid the birds will read it and stay away?”
“Sir, no birds will come around as long as we’re standing here. We need to leave. I hope you have a good hike.” She turned and walked away. Briskly, of course.
I didn’t reply, and what I muttered to myself wasn’t nice.
Even on my way home after the hike, I was still steamed. That evening, I Googled the subject of using nets to trap birds. The nets, I learned, are “mist nets.” This is from Wikipedia:
Mist nets are used by ornithologists and bat biologists to capture wild birds and bats for banding or other research projects. Mist nets are typically made of nylon or polyester mesh suspended between two poles, resembling a volleyball net.
When properly deployed in the correct habitat, the nets are virtually invisible. Mist nets have shelves created by horizontally strung lines that create a loose, baggy pocket. When a bird or bat hits the net, it falls into this pocket, where it becomes tangled. The purchase and use of mist nets requires permits, which vary according to a country or state’s wildlife regulations.
Mist net handling requires skill to optimally place the nets, avoid entangling nets in vegetation, and properly store nets. Bird and bat handling requires extensive training to avoid injury to the captured animals.
Okay, fine. Clear and concise. Now I know what I didn’t know when Miss Charm blindsided me.
Do us all a favor, lady. Put up a sign.
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