Despite the threat posed by the illness, which has already infected more than 886,200 people and killed at least 50,360 people around the United States, (Georgia) Gov. Brian Kemp loosened the state’s shutdown, allowing certain close-contact businesses, such as gyms, barbershops, hair and nail salons, tattoo parlors, and spas to reopen. Elective medical procedures can also be resumed.
– From Business Insider, April 24, 2020.
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Friends, are you ready for a satisfying sit-down meal at a restaurant again? Then come to Georgia.
Overdue for a workout at the gym or fitness center? Come to Georgia.
Want to wow your friends again with your bowling skills? Come to Georgia.
Anxious to get that special tat? Come to Georgia.
Planning to get an ear or a nostril pierced? Come to Georgia.
Need a haircut or a beard trim? Roots need a touch-up? Come to Georgia.
Ready for an in-theater movie experience? Come to Georgia.
All set for a relaxing massage? Come to Georgia.
Legs need waxing? Eyelashes need extending? Come to Georgia.
Need your teeth cleaned? Come to Georgia.
Tired of putting off that elective surgery? Come to Georgia.
Got your heart set on attending cosmetology school? Come to Georgia.
Not satisfied by online church services? Ready to slide into the pews again? Come to Georgia.
Friends, if you’re frustrated because the global COVID-19 pandemic has disrupted your life and routine…
… If you’re out of sorts because, well, you’re not sure if the virus is really that contagious, really that deadly…
… If you’re dying – dying – to return to normal times…
… then this is the chance you’ve been waiting for.
You only live once. Roll the dice. Come to Georgia.
Statement by Gov. Brian Kemp on April 1, 2020. Possibly a joke for April Fool’s Day.
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