Random observations / recollections / stories…
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Spidy
Banks Crossing is a commercial area that grew up around one of the I-85 exits in the nearby town of Commerce. Walmart and Home Depot are there, as are half the town’s restaurants.
The last time I was there, it was lunch time, and up ahead was a Chick-fil-a. Drive-throughs being especially popular right now, a long double line of cars was queued up. I almost went elsewhere, but a chicken sandwich sounded good, so I got in line.
The wait wasn’t bad. Half a dozen employees were scurrying around outside, taking orders and money. Even the manager was there, directing traffic.
When my turn came, I ordered a chicken sandwich, and the girl asked, “What’s the name for the order?”
“Smitty,” I said and proceeded to the window.
Later, I noticed the receipt stapled to the bag.
My son Britt says “Spidy” can be my new call sign.
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Spooked
Before I retired and began a life of comfort and indolence, I worked in the Advertising Department of Lithonia Lighting, a large manufacturer. I was just an ordinary copy chief, trying to get by.
The department consisted of a few admin types, the copywriters, and a stable of graphic designers who reported to the Art Director, Larry Flowers.
One of the designers, Dan Rabun, had the personal quirk of being unusually jumpy. He was easily spooked if someone came up behind him and caught him by surprise. Which happened regularly.
Probably, Dan simply zoned out when he worked and was oblivious to his surroundings. But the designers sat at a drawing board, or in front of computer screen, with their backs toward you. Not a good situation for poor Dan.
The person who spooked Dan most often was his boss Larry. Larry roamed the office constantly, checking on projects, assigning work, telling fart jokes. Regularly, he walked up behind Dan and, without intending to, scared the heck out of him.
Dan wasn’t always caught by surprise, but he jumped in alarm often enough. Cries of “AUGGH!” and “AAAHH!!” were common.
Eventually, Larry came up with a solution. It was simple and effective.
When Larry went to see Dan, but before he got too close, he would announce in a calm and measured tone, “Approaching… Approaching…”
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Trouble With YCbCr
Late last year, my Blu-ray player began screwing up. At unexpected moments, the screen would go black, and simultaneously, the sound would mute itself. A second later, picture and sound would resume as normal.
It didn’t happen on every disk, but it happened a lot. Losing the picture was annoying enough, but following the dialogue when random words are missing, that can be a challenge.
When the problem first surfaced, I checked all the cables and connections and otherwise tried to noodle out the cause. No luck.
Once, when the issue made watching a movie impossible, I went online and ordered another DVD of the movie. It was fairly old, so I got the replacement disc for just a few bucks. The problem was still there.
So, finally, I coughed up $50 for a new Blu-ray player. And, wonder of wonders, the problem went away.
For a few months.
One recent Saturday evening, I popped a DVD into the player — it turned out to be a mediocre gangster movie — and the problem was back. At unpredictable intervals, the sound winked out and the screen went black for a second or so. Crap.
I watched the movie for a few more minutes, but finally, I hit the pause button. Fuming with righteous indignation, I went to my computer and typed, “On a Blu-ray disc player, what causes the picture to go black and the sound to stop and then resume?”
According to the Google, that subject is a hot topic online. It’s a common problem and a source of widespread exasperation.
But I found a fix that seemed worth trying:
“The issue might be your video output mode. In the bluray player settings, try switching from YCbCr 4.4.4 to YCbCr 4.2.2. That resolved my problem!”
YCbCr, I learned, is the method the player uses to interpret color. Blu-ray works best with YCbCr 4.2.0, but 4.2.2 is acceptable. Blu-ray does not like 4.4.4 and shows its displeasure.
So, I searched around in the settings of the Blu-ray player (settings I didn’t even know were there) and, sure enough, my player was set for 4.4.4. I changed it to 4.2.2.
And that, indeed, solved the problem. The disc played flawlessly, without winking out or muting itself a single time.
I watched the rest of the mediocre gangster movie with peace and contentment in my heart.
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