More classified ads chosen for their entertainment value — irony, pathos, whatever.
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The Superstore — unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.
FOR RENT: 6-room hated apartment.
Man seeks work. Honest. Will take anything.
Used Cars: Why go elsewhere and be cheated? Come here first!
3-year-old teacher wanted for pre-school. Experience preferred.
Wanted to buy: fishing net. Must have no holes.
TO LET: 4 bedroom house close to town. No poets.
Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.
WANTED: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
Our experienced Mom will care of your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.
Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, and you’ll never go anywhere again.
Girl wanted to assist magician in sawing-in-half illusion. Blue Cross and salary.
Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
Semi-Annual After-Christmas Sale.
We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00.
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